Tits-up

Diet not going to plan.

Probably lost no weight.

May have gained weight.

Pants.

Not good.

I just like chocolate. Why should I feel the need to be thin? What's wrong with being a (UK) size 12-14? Hmm? I'm never going to have a bum like Kylie's or legs like a model, I don't have boobs like a page 3 girl. But it shouldn't be! There should be people in the public eye who are larger (and who aren't comediennes). Not even! Larger - hah! Just not waif like would be nice. I hate hating my figure, but is it ever going to end? I know it's futile and stupid. But that doesn't stop me.

Weigh In Again

Week 4 begins with the Saturday weigh in. Sucessful? No.

I've managed to get right back to where I started. Not what I was aiming for, as is obvious. I think that I probably don't have the willpower to stop eating all the crap I eat! I've been excercising, but I don't really think that it's helping. So I'm mostly not very pleased with myself.

And I also found out that there's all sorts of scary reasons to be slimmer, health wise. I shouldn't read magazines, they give me ideas!

OH NO! Day

So, the weigh in again. I'm dissapointed, I've put weight back on (that'd be from not excercising much this week - oh and the Nachos last week probably) So here it is:

• weight: 11st 5lb (up by 3 this week but still down by 2 overall...)
  
• body fat: 29% on the nose
  
• bust: 25" (Oh no!)
  
• waist: 31.5 (water retention?)
  
• hips: 33"
  

Day 21

Ok, I've not posted for 3 days. I'm still doing the diet thing, but I'm bored of keep posting what I've eaten, and you guys can't be interested. So I'll just keep note of other stuff now. Like that fact that I failed and ate a twirl today. And cookie dough yesterday. However I will behave now. Or I'll try...

Day 18

• Breakfast: peanut butter sandwich, tea,
  
• Snacks: 3 chocolate
  
• Lunch: jacket + cheese
  
• snacks: 2 chocolate, malt loaf
  
• Dinner: soup, tea
  

Day 17

• Breakfast: mini shredded wheat + raisins, tea
  
• Snacks: 2 hot chocs
  
• Lunch: bolognaise
  
• Snacks: 3 hot choc, 1 tea,
  
• Dinner: 2 cokes, cauliflower cheese, sausages, potatoes.
  

Day 16

• Breakfast: toast, tea
  
• Lunch: cheesy beans on toast, tea
  
• Snacks: tea
  
• Dinner: chinese (sob) flat 7up.
  

Day 15

• Breakfast: peanut butter sandwich, tea
  
• Lunch/Dinner: nachos. appletise.
  
• Snacks: tea.
  

Day 15 - the weigh in!

Got weighed today after my bath. Was a bit worried, but needlessly it seems (or my scales have gone nuts!) I am now as follows:

• 11.2 Stones in weight (yey!)
  
• 28.5% body fat (yey!)
  
• 36.5" Bust
  
• 30" Waist
  
• 42" Hip
  

maybe I was having a fat day before...

Day 14

• Breakfast: Peanut butter sandwich, cup of tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: 1 hot chocolate from the machine
  
• Lunch: Chicken wrap with curly fries and salad, large white wine
  
• Snacks: 2 more hot chocolates from the machine
  
• Dinner: Pork steak, mash, peas and sweetcorn. Cup of tea with sugar.
  
• Snacks: Cup of tea with sugar, small cake with icing.
  

Day 13 (unlucky for some)

• Breakfast: tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: 3 hot chocolates from the machine
  
• Lunch: Jacket potato with cheese and beans
  
• Snacks: 2 hot chocolates from the machine
  
• Dinner: Chilli Chicken with rice and salad, belgian waffle with chocolate, vadka and coke
  
• Snacks: tea with sugar, lollipop
  

Day 12

• Breakfast: Toast, tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: vending machine chocolate x2
  
• Lunch: bangers and mash
  
• Snacks: vending machine chocolate x2
  
• Dinner: nachos (naughty!)
  
• Snacks: tea with sugar
  

Day 11

• Breakfast: cup of tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: 1 vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Lunch: pasta bake
  
• Snacks: 2 vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Dinner: Chicken thighs, new potatoes, beans
  
• Snacks: 1 belgian chocolate, cup of tea with sugar
  

Day 10

• Breakfast: cup of tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: 2 oatmeal and raisin homemade cookies, cup of vending machine chocolate x 3
  
• Lunch: Chilli, rice, a nacho.
  
• Snacks: 2 oatmeal and raisin homemade cookies, cup of vending machine chocolate x 2
  
• Dinner: bolognaise pasta bake
  
• Snacks: 5 chocolate balls, glass of fanta, 2 vodka/diet-cokes
  

Day 9

• Breakfast: none
  
• Snacks: cup of tea with sugar
  
• Lunch: 2 bacon, egg, 2 hash brown, black pudding, tomatoes, beans, 2 sausage, 2 cups of tea with sugar.
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Dinner: 2 teacakes with cheese on. Glass of Fanta.
  
• Snacks: 3 chocolate balls, 2 chocolate balls with soft centers, cup of tea with sugar.
  

Day 8

• Breakfast: none
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Lunch: 1 round of toast with peanut butter, cup of tea 1 sugar.
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Dinner: none
  
• Snacks: 4 mini pizzas (about 1.5 inches diameter), mini spring roll, mini chilli cheese bite, mini bacon/cheese thingy (2). 5 jelly sweets, approx 2/3 bottle of Fat Sam's Margarita, 1 large glass of Fat Sam's Pina Colada, 1 glass lemonade. 3 cheese-and-pineapple-onna-stick.
  

Day 7

• Breakfast: 2 rounds wholemeal toast with peanut butter.
  
• Snacks: one hot chocolate from the vending machine
  
• Lunch: pasta bake
  
• Snacks: 2 cups vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Dinner: Chicken legs (2) with veg and a little cheese, new potatoes. Cup of tea with sugar.
  
• snacks: two more cups of tea.
  

Day 6

• Breakfast: frosties, tea with sugar, kiwi yoghurt, hot chocolate, 2 croissants
  with nutella.
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Lunch: chicken guacamole wrap, diet coke
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Dinner: New Potatoes, mince with mushrooms and onions.
  
• Snacks: one Belgian Chocolate
  

Day 5

• Breakfast: Bowl of mini-shredded wheat with added raisins. Cup of tea one sugar.
  
• Snacks: none
  
• Lunch: curry with rice. Glass of J2O.
  
• Snacks: Hot chocolate with whipped cream. Hot chocolate.
  
• Dinner: 1.5 potato skins, breaded broccoli, 1 chicken strip, oven roast chicken with bacon and cheese (only ate some, was burnt) and potatoes. PS I love you cocktail, Strawberry Daiquiri.
  
• Snacks: none.
  

Day 4

• Breakfast: Bowl of mini-shredded wheat with added raisins. Cup of tea one sugar.
  
• Snacks: 2 cups vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Lunch: soup and a beef/horseradish sandwich.
  
• Snacks: 2 more cups of vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Dinner: sweet and sour chicken and pork with noodles. Cup of tea with sugar.
  
• Snacks: cup of tea with sugar and a Belgian chocolate.
  

Day 3

• Breakfast: Small bowl raisin wheats with extra raisins, cup of tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: 2 cups vending machine hot chocolate
  
• Lunch: jacket potato with cheese, twirl
  
• Snacks: 2 cups vending machine hot chocolate, 2 double lollies and a green fizzy thing
  
• Dinner: pasta, tuna, mayo and spring onions, cup of tea with sugar
  
• Snacks: cup of tea with sugar
  

Day 2

Today I ate:

• Breakfast: 2 rounds thick wholemeal toast with jam. cup of tea with sugar.
  
• Snacks: 2 chocolate biscuits, cup of tea with sugar
  
• Lunch: Roast chicken, potatoes, pease, brocolli, carrots, 2 Yorkshire puds, gravy, small glass of white wine
  
• Snacks: 2 cups of tea with sugar
  
• Dinner: French bread, camembert, blue cheese, apple pie and cream, small glass of white wine
  
• Snacks: another cup of tea with sugar
  

Day 1

Today I ate:

• Breakfast: Raisin wheats with extra raisins, cup of tea with 1 sugar
  
• snacks: none
  
• Lunch: 8oz Rump Steak with Stilton sauce, mushrooms, chips and salad. Two J2O apple and mango.
  
• Snacks: chocolate biscuit, cup of tea 1 sugar
  
• Dinner: cheese and chorizo on toast. Cup of tea 1 sugar
  
• another cup of tea with 1 sugar
  

Week 1

These are my starting measurements as of this time, taken on my kitchen floor (flatter) with the new scales.

11.7 and three quarters stone
30.6% body fat ratio
36.5" bust (don't want to shrink that really...)
31" waist
43" hips

The Diet Begins - Day 1

So, today I bought some scales so that I can weigh myself. However, I was convinced to buy the fancy body-fat monitor ones. This means that I can depress myself lots more than I expected!

But really no, I'm hoping that this Blog will help me to keep track of how I am doing, and mean that I have a reason to get slimmer, fitter and generally feel good about myself. - If anyone wants to join in, feel free!

Today I post my current stats and my goals.

GOALS
10.5 stones in weight
25% body fat
28" waist
40" hips

GOAL DATE: I hope to get to this state by the first week in February (eek!) so that I'm comfortable on the holiday that I'm taking Dom on for his birthday!